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  35. I leave her alone, but then Skankalicous tries to be funny and take a few shots at me. There's no fucking way that I'm going to let her get away with it.
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  37. Skankalicious: "blah blah blah, I'm trying to be funny when I'm not." (no one laughs. silence).
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  39. Me: "Ahahahaha! Oh my god, you are sooo hilarious! Wait...my mistake, no one laughed!"
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  41. Skankalicious: "...." (indicating that I am right, and she is just a fucking idiot.)
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  43. Everyone is tryig not to laugh at her as I rip her to shreds. Hollywood asks me to stop because it looks like Skankalicious is about to tear up.
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  45. Skankalicious: "You can get the fuck out my house if you keep talking." (obvious signs of inferiority to my brilliant witty verbal tact.)
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  47. Me: "You're the one who tried to be a comedian when it is clear that you aren't funny."
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  49. Drama: "Assanova, fucking leave her alone!"
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  51. Greatness.
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  53. Having no libido has its advantages for sure as theres less frustration and anxiety that is caused by sexual frustration itself but it dampers your motivation and creation comes from sexual energy and i dont feel like creating anything including my body that im in the process of sculpting.
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  55. Wolf August 8, 2012 at 9:06 pm
  56. Jerry, look up and do Deer exercises. I stopped masturbating daily couple of months ago and now met a girl and I’m having regular awesome sex after an almost two-year drought. When I was a chronic masterbator, I wouldn’t have looked at this girl twice (she’s ok, but not my type), now I can’t wait to see her on the weekends and fuck her brains out. Last week I took her to an empty lot and fucked her in the back seat.
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