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  1. https://usaman.linkenonline.nl/
  2. https://forum.contentos.io/user/okcupid
  3. https://usamen.jouwplek.nl/
  4. https://usamen.winkel.net/
  5. https://chaturbate.com/external_link/?url=https://www.loveawake.com
  6. https://ams.ceu.edu/optimal/optimal.php?url=https://bit.ly/3qAqaeW
  7. https://www.justjaredjr.com/flagcomment.php?cl=10842755&el=https://bit.ly/3HeHhd0
  8. https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/link?l=https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/United-States/Michigan/city-of-Detroit.html?gender=male
  9. https://usamen.kassiesa.nl/
  10. https://usamen.officetime.nl/
  11. https://usamen.startkey.nl/
  12. https://usamen.worldconnection.nl/
  13.  
  14. I haven’t had much problems with cockblocking friends lately.  I almost forgot that they existed.
  15.  
  16. Usually, I open a set of chicks and I’m able to isolate one of them, and her friends allow it to happen, so I don’t get cockblocked too much in those situations.
  17.  
  18. Saturday night though, Shuttlesworth and I were on the town.   We approach two chicks we see in the street, standing outside of a bar.  I go for the shorter one, he goes for the other one.
  19.  
  20. We’re doing well.
  21.  
  22. The chick I’m with mentions that she’s in town for a “cheer convention.”
  23.  
  24. “Oh, yeah, what do you do at a cheer convention?”
  25.  
  26. “I’m a counselor, I teach the little kids cheers. “
  27.  
  28. “No, don’t tell me.  Show me.”
  29.  
  30. She looks around, steps back, claps her hands together and then raises them in the air and gives me an enthusiastic cheer introduction.  Lol, I’m actually somewhat surprised I got her to do that.
  31.  
  32. We talk more, we talk about where she’s from, where I’m from, etc, well, she asks me where I’m from.
  33.  
  34. “Guess.”
  35.  
  36. “[My hometown.]“
  37.  
  38. “Damn, how did you get that right?”
  39.  
  40. “Because, you sound like you’re from there.”
  41.  
  42. “Are you trying to say I have an accent?”
  43.  
  44. “Yes, you definitely have an accent.”
  45.  
  46. I give her a sideways face and turn away from her.
  47.  
  48. “No, it’s really cute though, I like it.”
  49.  
  50. I don’t remember where the conversation went from there, but I do remember at some point, I hit her with the “Aww, naw, I can tell we’re not going to get along, you’re too fiesty.”
  51.  
  52. “I’m not fiesty, I just like to be spoiled.”
  53.  
  54. “Spoiled?  Yeah, this defintely isn’t going to work out.  We’re going to have to break up.  Don’t worry, it’s not you, it’s me.”
  55.  
  56. She laughs, “Boyfriend!  You’re not going to spoil me boyfriend?”
  57.  
  58. “Nope.”
  59.  
  60. Later on the conversation, she hits me with, “My feet hurt.”
  61.  
  62. “Really, that sucks.”
  63.  
  64. “Yes it does, can you carry me?”
  65.  
  66. “No.”
  67.  
  68. She tries to give me the puppy dog eyes.
  69.  
  70. I respond to her with, “You can carry me though.”
  71.  
  72. She puts her hands out, “I can pick you up, c’mon.”
  73.  
  74. “Are you serious?”
  75.  
  76. “Yeah, c’mon.”
  77.  
  78. I hop up and let her pick me up.  Fuck it.  This chick is 4’11″.  I’m 6’0″, 165.  She’s actually carrying me, I’m impressed.  Must be the cheerleading skills.   I tap Shuttlesworth to get him to look.  Even he’s impressed… “Dang!”
  79.  
  80. She puts me back down.
  81.  
  82. Then, she says something to her friend about “Where are [their other friends, apparently]?”
  83.  
  84. “I don’t know,” her friend says.
  85.  
  86. “Where are my keys?”  she asks.
  87.  
  88. “[One of her other friends] has them.”
  89.  
  90. I chime in, “Her keys?  Wait, she’s not driving?”
  91.  
  92. Her friend responds, “Oh, no, no. I haven’t drank anything tonight, I’m the designated driver.”
  93.  
  94. “Oh okay, just checking.”
  95.  
  96. She jumps in, “what do you mean, boyfriend?  I’m fine, I’m not that drunk.”
  97.  
  98. “Uh, huh, sure whatever.”  I look at her friend and give the Mutombo finger.  ”Yeah, don’t let her drive….”  She laughs.
  99.  
  100. Then, my chick says, “Wait, do you hear that music?”
  101.  
  102. She starts dancing in the middle of the sidewalk.  Fuck it, I grab her and back her ass on the me.  She starts grinding on me and grabbing on me.  I look at Shuttleworth and shrug my shoulders, he laughs.
  103.  
  104. After dancing on me in the street for a few songs, she turns around and puts one arm around me and her other hand on my chest.
  105.  
  106. Out of nowhere, her other friends just magically pop up.  They grab her off of me, “C’mon, time to go home.”
  107.  
  108. I pull out my phone and try to hand it to her, “Here, put your number in here.”
  109.  
  110. Her new friend pushes my arm away, “No, that’s not going to happen.  She’s mine.”
  111.  
  112. “What the fuck?  Why are you so rude?  I’m just having a nice conversation with your friend?”
  113.  
  114. “Too bad, she’s mine.”
  115.  
  116. One of their other new magical popping out of nowhere friends grabbed the designated driver friend off of Shuttleworth before he could get a number too.
  117.  
  118. I look at him, “what the fuck just happened bro?”
  119.  
  120. “They were talking about it, but we just got cockblocked hard.”
  121.  
  122. Seriously.  I mean, the rest of the chick’s friends just pop out of nowhere with the sole intention of cockblocking me.

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