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18. The Peacemaker’s birthday. His girlfriend walks in. I try to like her. I really do. But she doesn’t quite understand the rules of going out with the boys. No drama. Pure and simple.
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20. As soon as we get to Surly Girl Bar? Like she always does, she gets pissed off over absolutely nothing. NOTHING. Even when she is wrong, and she knows she’s wrong, she causes drama. If she weren’t my friend’s girlfriend, I’d already have her in tears. But alas, I play the role of the pacifier. She is not going to ruin his birthday.
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22. The Peacemaker goes and finds us a table…
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24. Girl: “We had that table reserved and we’ve been waiting an hour for it.”
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26. The Peacemaker: “And your point is? It’s our table now.”
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28. A big guy she’s with walks up to him as I watch a few feet away…
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30. Guy: “ We…”
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32. The Peacemaker: “Are you this girl I’m talking to?”
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34. And before he can answer…
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36. The Peacemaker: “Then you’re out of the picture. Go away.”
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38. You fucking asshole. And perhaps that’s why we get along so well.
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40. I plan to meet up with Brown Tooth over at Spice Bar. I grab The Peacemaker and his girlfriend, and we head out. But not before I get obliterated. At least twelve drinks before I make it to Spice.
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